"I'm your only friend.. I'm not your only friend.. But I'm a little glowing friend.. But really I'm not actually your friend.. But I am" - They Might Be Giants: Birdhouse in Your Soul

"Some of your friends are probably already this fucked." - Steve Albini

"I'm so happy because today I found my friends - they're in my head." - Kurt Cobain (February 20, 1967 – c. April 5, 1994)

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." - attributed to Hunter S. Thompson